Friday, February 5, 2010

I'm Getting Married to the Perfect Woman

I found her.

The woman of my dreams.

I was searching the web for my dream girl and there she was.

Delectable, taunting me with her very presence.

She's the one I want to spend the rest of my life with.

I know what you'll all say:
  • You're still early out of divorce
  • You don't know her AT ALL
  • What's the rush?
  • Shouldn't you at least go on one date with her?

But I say...DON'T try and talk me out of it.

I know it's quick but when you know, you know.

I love her.

She's sexy, provocative, has a FANTASTIC sense of style, and so incredibly intelligent and intuitive that she knows EXACTLY what a man wants...





BOOBS AND BACON!





Beautiful isn't she?



Have a great weekend everyone. Go Saints!!!

18 comments:

The Pipster said...

Holy bacon. Now that is something I have never seen. If you got lost in the forest, you could snack on her for days. Congratulations on finding The One!

Tom Wall said...

is it weird that i want to eat her boobs with some eggs?

This Daddy said...

Damn, and I thought she might have to have coffee dripping out of her for you to find love again.

Colt's beat the Aint's

ShellSpann said...

Hahahaha!!! I love it!

T said...

WOW! Ha ha ha ha!

That's a good one.

And ABSOLUTELY GEAUX SAINTS!!!

KiddosDad said...

This is fantastic! Does she have a sister?

Sarah said...

YES!!! I love bacon! I say go for it!

Senorita said...

Nice tatas ! Go you !

Danielle said...

I am guessing that you and QT are going to have to fight for her.

BigLittleWolf said...

Not kosher. Say a pair of hail mary's and a good yenta.

Single Mom Seeking said...

When I read that blog title I HAD to click over. Good one.

And I agree about you and QT going at it over this woman. I'd like to see that.

Mon said...

She knows the way to a guy's heart, or somewhere.... chuckle

MODG said...

most disturbing part:I was searching the web for my dream girl


ps the bacon is raw. you get that right?

Candice said...

Fry that bitch up with a tall glass of OJ on the side. ;)

Susan said...

What IS IT with men and bacon??? Hysterical. I just can't figure it out, but I'm totally going to try this for my husband one night...

mommasunshine said...

Wait a second...maybe that *IS* QT!!!!

heh

Amira said...

LOL @ mommasunshine! Oye. Boys. You're SO easy. What happens when the bacon is all gone?

qtmama said...

HOLY GOD. This is MY woman. Fo Shizzle!

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