The woman of my dreams.
I was searching the web for my dream girl and there she was.
Delectable, taunting me with her very presence.
She's the one I want to spend the rest of my life with.
I know what you'll all say:
- You're still early out of divorce
- You don't know her AT ALL
- What's the rush?
- Shouldn't you at least go on one date with her?
But I say...DON'T try and talk me out of it.
I know it's quick but when you know, you know.I love her.
She's sexy, provocative, has a FANTASTIC sense of style, and so incredibly intelligent and intuitive that she knows EXACTLY what a man wants...
BOOBS AND BACON!
Beautiful isn't she?
Have a great weekend everyone. Go Saints!!!
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16 comments:
Holy bacon. Now that is something I have never seen. If you got lost in the forest, you could snack on her for days. Congratulations on finding The One!
Damn, and I thought she might have to have coffee dripping out of her for you to find love again.
Colt's beat the Aint's
Hahahaha!!! I love it!
WOW! Ha ha ha ha!
That's a good one.
And ABSOLUTELY GEAUX SAINTS!!!
This is fantastic! Does she have a sister?
YES!!! I love bacon! I say go for it!
Nice tatas ! Go you !
I am guessing that you and QT are going to have to fight for her.
Not kosher. Say a pair of hail mary's and a good yenta.
When I read that blog title I HAD to click over. Good one.
And I agree about you and QT going at it over this woman. I'd like to see that.
She knows the way to a guy's heart, or somewhere.... chuckle
most disturbing part:I was searching the web for my dream girl
ps the bacon is raw. you get that right?
What IS IT with men and bacon??? Hysterical. I just can't figure it out, but I'm totally going to try this for my husband one night...
Wait a second...maybe that *IS* QT!!!!
heh
LOL @ mommasunshine! Oye. Boys. You're SO easy. What happens when the bacon is all gone?
HOLY GOD. This is MY woman. Fo Shizzle!
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